The Grand Finale – A Bottle of Alcohol and Ham! 🥩🍷
Well, today was productive, but I decided to end it with a fine selection of alcohol and pork ham. You know that moment when your body whispers, “Maybe we shouldn’t?” and your brain yells, “Too late, buddy!” 😆
✅ What awaits me tomorrow?
🔹 Alcohol – water retention, a puffy face, and a dramatic moment in front of the scale: “What the hell happened?!” 🤨
🔹 Ham – delicious, salty goodness that guarantees waking up thirstier than if I had hiked Everest overnight. 🏔️
🔹 Weight fluctuations – don’t panic! It’s just water retention, not instant fat gain. No need to sign up for an emergency morning marathon (unless you’re into that).
💡 How to survive the morning after?
✔️ Drink plenty of water – but not in the shower, actually drink it! 💦
✔️ Cucumber and greens – trick your body into thinking you’re healthy again. 🥒
✔️ Go for a light walk – wake up your brain (if it still exists). 🚶♂️
Sometimes, you just gotta enjoy life! Who else “closes” their day like this, or am I the only strategic genius here? 😆